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sv replied to your video: Today I make hummus with my ridiculous new…

this makes me vurry excited. the only reason i don’t make hummus is because you need an extra fancy blender or food processor to do it. and i don’t have that.

You totally don’t need anything fancy! Before the advent of the Blender of Wonders in my life, I have made hummus in a Magic Bullet—

—which is about as crap a blender as you might imagine, considering that it can be bought in the as-seen-on-TV aisle in the grocery store. The secret is to carefully adjust the amount of liquid until whatever blender you’re using stops making noises like it’s about to tear itself apart.

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@jrhyley and i…

sv:

have been chatting about some of you guys tonight, and the conversation has ranged from:

“I want him to sit on my face until my whole head is up in there and until I suffocate and I’m dead and he has to give me cpr inside DAT ASS.”

to

“I wish he was cuter than he actually is, because he’s kind of funny sometimes.”

But we’re both really deep. Sometimes. 

#not really #GORL TAWK

I’m the Mary, you’re the Rhoda.

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 sv replied to your photo

OMG YOU’RE FINALLY RUNNING AWAY!

For about a week. Unless I get there and decide to cash in my return ticket. Though as I don’t consider places with temperatures very much south of 60°F fit for human habitation, this seems unlikely.

 swamibooba replied to your photo

It’s a boy isn’t it.

Nope! I’m still resolutely team foreveralone. At least until the next time I go briefly insane.

westcoasty replied to your photo

get closer……..Van is callin’ you……

This actually came up, during a discussion of fun things to do in Seattle: ”Um, er …go to Vancouver?” But sadly, I do not have a passport. 

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seldo replied to your post: trainjuice replied to your photo: Day four of…

I’m on the polo diet, where all you can eat is breath mints.

I think I’ve now officially learned more briticisms from you than from any other source. And you’re not even British!

 sv replied to your post: trainjuice replied to your photo: Day four of…

bulimia is tried and true. why mess with success?
Doesn’t really work for me, for multiple reasons. I like having teeth, for one, and also I have no gag reflex to speak of. Also, my dear friend Ana from high school gets so jealous.

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sv replied to your photo: Just drinking a double martini out of a mason jar,…

moonshine? we have got to get you out of the country, qurl.

It was Stoli + olives which Costco assures me are very classy (stuffed with bleu cheese!), so… Classy as fuck over here. How’s your Real Housewives of Dallas audition going? Close to having a fully-equipped guest suite I can stay in the next time I visit that godforsaken state?

Also, how long did you say it takes to get to Austin from there?

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Oh my, these are all actually people I currently follow, for once. This list tends to be sort of volatile and strange, since I’ve liked less than 1,600 posts on tumblr over the last three years (and you kinda feel like a like-whore after reading that, don’t you? A loose and wonton liker? Oh whatever, you totally do, you slut). Currently all GWM’s here though, who as a people¹ can sometimes be needful of this sort of validation, so I guess now is a good time to post these!
trainjuice
jakke
sv
autopilots
barkoncommand
jonnodotcom
pointednorth
fortuneandglory
choire
¹ Just based upon my own experience, here, in that I am needful of it.† † No really, I’ve never been anyone’s tumblr crush. *cough*

Oh my, these are all actually people I currently follow, for once. This list tends to be sort of volatile and strange, since I’ve liked less than 1,600 posts on tumblr over the last three years (and you kinda feel like a like-whore after reading that, don’t you? A loose and wonton liker? Oh whatever, you totally do, you slut). Currently all GWM’s here though, who as a people¹ can sometimes be needful of this sort of validation, so I guess now is a good time to post these!

¹ Just based upon my own experience, here, in that I am needful of it.†
No really, I’ve never been anyone’s tumblr crush. *cough*

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Sam's kind of an ass.

J:
Well, you know me, I was pretty much off the whole internet for 3 months, up some pothead's ass...
S:
Nothing changed
J:
I'm a bad e-friend :/
S:
we still love you
J:
awww
J:
You know if I meet some hot dude tomorrow I'll prolly do the same thing over again.
J:
I'm stupid that way
S:
:) it's just part of your charm
J:
I have a charm?
S:
Hey, you should get one! like a bracelet. with little sterling silver replicas of all the VD's the pothead gave you.
S:
that would be SO. CUTE.

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Foreveralone, party of <strike>two</strike> untold millions

j:
The thing I forgot about actually knowing gay people—which, I have a few nodding acquaintances here now, finally—but the thing is gay people can be indescribably rude?
s:
Basically.
j:
Like if you're out with a guy who is not as attractive as you, they will come up to you and tell you? Over and over? Ugh.
j:
HE'S REALLY SWEET THO.
s:
I don't know anything about that. I barely have gay friends and I never date.
j:
Hey, maybe you're better off. I basically pretended to be a different person over this last week, went out every night, drank too much, smoked too much; all in hopes of meeting some people local around here who might want to come over and watch the Oscars™ or go out to dinner or something sometime.
j:
And now I have a lower bank balance, a respiratory infection, and I'm sitting here watching the oscars alone, so…
s:
W/E. Foreveralone.
j:
Party of two.

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