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"sv replied to your post: confession. what’s wrong with wanting to fuck everything? hellO, you can..."

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:15:00 -0400

“

sv replied to your post: confession.

what’s wrong with wanting to fuck everything? hellO, you can think with your dick because you have one. that’s the rule.

”

- I don’t think that actually a rule. But hey, do you remember that one episode of House where this physicist goes robo-tripping for years on end to make himself stupid so he can be happy? That was a horrifying episode, in the way that “A Beautiful Mind” was a horror movie; high-functioning individuals and the pitfalls they are prone to, etc.

So yeah I think I may be doing something similar, except replace robitussin with vodka and replace stupid with slutty.

confession.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:52:00 -0400

I’m not under actual, professional treatment. Nobody has delved into my head, analyzed my bad dreams, asked me about my mother. I talked a GP into prescribing me amitriptyline off-label as a treatment for insomnia. It’s a hell of a lot cheaper that way, it’s an older drug, and I tolerate it well. It does what needs to be done.

I cannot remember a time I’ve been happier than I am now. I do keep doing fucked-up things I’d only think about normally, but I’m thoroughly enjoying myself and my partners, and this second chance at an adolescence I never had. And I have a plan for what’s going to happen today, tomorrow, the day after that. I’m managing. I’m happy. I’m not thinking about things I really, really shouldn’t.

Hacking healthcare is much harder than it should be.

Good morning. This is my attempt at a smize.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:18:33 -0400

Good morning. This is my attempt at a smize.

No lie, this shit is amazing. My “beauty regimen”...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:03:00 -0400

No lie, this shit is amazing. My “beauty regimen” includes smoking, drinking, not sleeping enough, living in a climate where I’m gross and sweaty most of the time, and then I used this stuff for the first time last week. And my skin is flawless. I got carded yesterday! For liquor!

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Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:10:40 -0400

It sometimes concerns me that people may assume that the visibility of my phone number on the good...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:00:00 -0400

It sometimes concerns me that people may assume that the visibility of my phone number on the good book means I have limited understanding of privacy controls, when in fact the exact opposite is true. Exactly the people I intend to have my number, have my number.

My vanity requires that I state this explicitly.

Try as I might to resist it, I knew the first time I ever heard...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:43:00 -0400

Try as I might to resist it, I knew the first time I ever heard it that this is the soundtrack of my goddamn life.

Why hello, Joey.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 03:19:00 -0400

Why hello, Joey.

“My tastes lie.. elsewhere.”

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:12:00 -0400

“My tastes lie.. elsewhere.”

"Target is giving every American, nearly literally, a vote with his or her dollar. So, self-respecting progressive Americans who profess to support the gay community, it's put up or shut-up time; here is your chance to go beyond complaining about the Citizens United ruling and actually act to define what a strict 'business interest' is."

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:26:00 -0400

"Target is giving every American, nearly literally, a vote with his or her dollar. So, self-respecting progressive Americans who profess to support the gay community, it's put up or shut-up time; here is your chance to go beyond complaining about the Citizens United ruling and actually act to define what a strict 'business interest' is.": If you’re like me in that you normally skip everything on The Awl not written by the founding editors (I only subscribe to these two feeds), you should probably go back and read this one anyway. It’s a fascinating idea.

(via alexbalk)

the shit i get away with saying because i'm motherfucking charming

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 06:20:00 -0400

“No thanks, I can still taste your ass.”
“I have a rule against fucking dudes with the same name as me, but well, I guess you’re hot enough.”
“Oh, let’s just fingercuff him, that’s obviously what he came here looking for.”
“Oops, I think he lost something. Did you lose something? Is it drugs? Please say it’s drugs.”
“See, I know I’m an asshole because there’s a hot dude trying to have sex with me right now, and all I want to do is eavesdrop on the other dude’s phone conversation.” To which said hot dude laughed, nodded, and cupped his ear, all with a certain part of my anatomy in his mouth.
“I think I might be the only person here who’s hotter with their clothes on.” Meant as a compliment to their bodies, no doubt interpreted as an insult about their faces. Because, let’s be honest.
“Guess I was the only one tacky enough not to take off his wedding ring. My bad. I figured, Motel 6, y’know…”
“So you guys know the deal, right? I see you in the streets, it’s ‘sup. I see you in the sheets, it’s ‘suuuuup.”

From Sang Bleu Issue III/IV, this is the work of tattoo artist...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:39:17 -0400

From Sang Bleu Issue III/IV, this is the work of tattoo artist Nikole Lowe. (via now | worldwidwestern)

Was it really only two days ago that I gulped down that bitter cup of gas station coffee? It seems...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400

Was it really only two days ago that I gulped down that bitter cup of gas station coffee? It seems so much longer now. Had I known that it may be my last, I might have lingered longer at home that morning, ground my own beans, made use of my french press one last time, stirred in an extra measure of half & half. But now it’s too late, we know what we now know about the demon bean, and we’re all left with the individual realities we have chosen. The twitches have not yet subsided. Twice an hour or so, a spasm takes me over bodily, covering my limbs with gooseflesh and forcing guttural, animistic noises from my mouth. I barely comprehend the chemical riot going on inside me right now, yet I cling to the hope that this last, dire self-deprivation may finally produce a positive data point in my battle to apply the scientific method to understand just what is wrong with my body and my mind.

"For one thing, the problem with caffeine is that there are adenosine receptors all over the body,..."

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:52:00 -0400

“For one thing, the problem with caffeine is that there are adenosine receptors all over the body, including muscles. For me, that meant that caffeine made me vaguely stiff and sore, and it aggravated a tender lower back that was prone to spasm.”

- What Caffeine Actually Does to Your Brain (via leff)

Well, that’s completely fucking horrifying. I’ve actually done elimination diets a couple of of times to test the results on my joint and muscle pain, but never considered eliminating caffeine. Perhaps due to the whole ‘crippling addiction’ thing. Here we go, I guess.

The entire freaking day.

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:46:00 -0400

Spent the whole day staring at a piece of code I don’t even necessarily see the utility of, while feeling progressively stupider that I couldn’t make it work. So yeah, prepping for when classes start, totally.

Edit to add that yes, it does indeed now work. That wasn’t clear, perhaps. I am so tired you guys.

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Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:14:00 -0400

OK, I Tineye’d this to no avail. Does anyone perhaps know...

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 20:26:00 -0400

OK, I Tineye’d this to no avail. Does anyone perhaps know who this ridiculously handsome man is? The photographer? ANYTHING? (via sissydudeomen2)

Update: Thanks to super awesome internet sleuth groc, we now know that one Damien Cox is both the photographer and the subject. And that’s how he likes it: he has over 500 self-portraits posted. BRB, I have important research to do.

:’(

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 15:57:00 -0400

:’(

Put that shit on a résumé.

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400

I can fluidly context-switch between American English, British English, African American English, Southern English, Southern African American English, Gay, Southern African American Gay, LOLcat, and ONTD. Can read closed captions on Telemundo, like, really fast. My objective is to get paid for this.

So I still remember some javascriptese

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:08:00 -0400

You’re on your dashboard or in a feedreader* or something right now, so clicken ze link and then click on “search” at the top. Super fancy! I also made this tumblr-related userscript and never linked to it (I think).

* And if so, you’re missing my hilarious tags.