dranks.
My tour rider, provided I was ever famous enough that people would pay to see me do something:
1 (one) liter Grey Goose vodka
Blame it on the goose. Shorty get loose.
1 (one) liter Van Gogh Espresso Vodka
It’s like an orgasm in your mouth. I mean, without the aftertaste.
4 (four) Bodum Pavina double-wall tumbler
The glassware is important, and I love these things with a passion that is unseemly for an inanimate object. I like to feel classy when I’m getting shitfaced.
1 (one) espresso machine with all required accesories
Including chilled milk pitchers, a quart of half & half, 1 (one) pound ground espresso, and vanilla, caramel & chocolate syrups. A trained barista is not required, but may be included provided he is hot.