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Jason Rhyley / ATL / Actual old person

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Diet and exercise are not the only way I’m dealing with my crippling body issues preparing for my beach vacation. I also went to the tanning bed today, which explains why I’m wearing my tanning thong, though not why I’m wearing it on my head.
Yes, I own a thong. No, I do not wear it outside of a tanning bed. Yes, I turned 30 years old today and I am wearing comically tiny underwear on my head.

Diet and exercise are not the only way I’m dealing with my crippling body issues preparing for my beach vacation. I also went to the tanning bed today, which explains why I’m wearing my tanning thong, though not why I’m wearing it on my head.

Yes, I own a thong. No, I do not wear it outside of a tanning bed. Yes, I turned 30 years old today and I am wearing comically tiny underwear on my head.

Filed under yarr gpoyw me dirty 30

  1. lizatuley said: Please tell me that you haven’t cracked up completely ;)
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