Diet and exercise are not the only way I’m
dealing with my crippling body issues preparing for my beach vacation. I also went to the tanning bed today, which explains why I’m wearing my tanning thong, though not why I’m wearing it on my head.
Yes, I own a thong. No, I do not wear it outside of a tanning bed. Yes, I turned 30 years old today and I am wearing comically tiny underwear on my head.