i don't do 'sexy'
| him: | what r u wearing? |
| me: | the same thing I was wearing 20 minutes ago when you left. |
| him: | ...ur not working with me here. |
| me: | lady gaga's muff. |
| him: | too shame. |
| me: | ok. I'm wearing black bvd briefs. they're trunk cut, showing off my lean, well-muscled thighs. |
| him: | sexy! |
| me: | over those, a pair of those walmart-version levi's, the pants a working man who sweats at his job wears. |
| him: | mm-hmm... |
| me: | a tight black t-shirt over that, highlighting my more or less flat stomach, and a delightful absence of simon-cowell-level moobs. |
| him: | bwahahahaha! |
