Jan
29
i don't do 'sexy'
- him: what r u wearing?
- me: the same thing I was wearing 20 minutes ago when you left.
- him: ...ur not working with me here.
- me: lady gaga's muff.
- him: too shame.
- me: ok. I'm wearing black bvd briefs. they're trunk cut, showing off my lean, well-muscled thighs.
- him: sexy!
- me: over those, a pair of those walmart-version levi's, the pants a working man who sweats at his job wears.
- him: mm-hmm...
- me: a tight black t-shirt over that, highlighting my more or less flat stomach, and a delightful absence of simon-cowell-level moobs.
- him: bwahahahaha!
