i don't do 'sexy'
him:what r u wearing?
me:the same thing I was wearing 20 minutes ago when you left.
him:...ur not working with me here.
me:lady gaga's muff.
him:too shame.
me:ok. I'm wearing black bvd briefs. they're trunk cut, showing off my lean, well-muscled thighs.
him:sexy!
me:over those, a pair of those walmart-version levi's, the pants a working man who sweats at his job wears.
him:mm-hmm...
me:a tight black t-shirt over that, highlighting my more or less flat stomach, and a delightful absence of simon-cowell-level moobs.
him:bwahahahaha!