There are only two countries I’m eligible to run for the leadership position is if I move to Ireland and buy a house[,] because of my Irish heritage.
And because I was born in Arkansas, which is part of the Louisiana Purchase, any person anywhere in the world that was born in a place that ever was part of the French empire[,] if you live in France for six months and speak French, you can run for president.”
I once polled very well in a French presidential race. [T]hat’s the best I’d ever do because once they heard my broken French with a Southern accent, I would drop into single digits within a week and I’d be toast.
How Bill Clinton Could Be President Again
Of course he was able to rattle this off from the top of his head. Bill got plans, y’all.
