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28 / male / too geek to function


Aug 13

i send random texts like this pretty often

so they hired a guy with the same hair as the wife from that show on tlc, my vagina is a clown car or whatever it’s called, who also has the unfortunate name of “trevor.” the most fucked up thing, for him? i’m pretty sure he’s straight.

poor bastard.