fuckyeahjohnnyweir:


plesiosaur:

I’ll just leave this here…

fuckyeahjohnnyweir:

plesiosaur:

I’ll just leave this here…

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Adele - Cold Shoulder

i don't do 'sexy'
him:what r u wearing?
me:the same thing I was wearing 20 minutes ago when you left.
him:...ur not working with me here.
me:lady gaga's muff.
him:too shame.
me:ok. I'm wearing black bvd briefs. they're trunk cut, showing off my lean, well-muscled thighs.
him:sexy!
me:over those, a pair of those walmart-version levi's, the pants a working man who sweats at his job wears.
him:mm-hmm...
me:a tight black t-shirt over that, highlighting my more or less flat stomach, and a delightful absence of simon-cowell-level moobs.
him:bwahahahaha!
reblogged from nevver
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And I know, I know, people will piss and moan about the stuff this administration hasn’t gotten done yet. So my question is this: What did you do to help? Did you do 1/10 as much as you did to get these folks elected? Did you do as much, today, as you did to help Apple sell billions of dollars of products that you get no stake in, that don’t help make life better for you and your friends and neighbors? What are you waiting for, somebody to ask nicely? I’m asking nicely: Please find a cause you care about, and beat the drum to stir up public sentiment to support it. Make it your wallpaper on your new tablet.
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sweethomestyle:

mountfelix:Stephen King’s house, Bangor, Maine

my first thought: oh so they used his actual, real house in that quantum leap episode.
my second thought: I AM A GIANT NERD.

sweethomestyle:

mountfelix:Stephen King’s house, Bangor, Maine

my first thought: oh so they used his actual, real house in that quantum leap episode.

my second thought: I AM A GIANT NERD.

jesus fucking christ.

it’s the raw gorram need… you just have to… defile and violate it.

jesus fucking christ.

it’s the raw gorram need… you just have to… defile and violate it.

i’m *this far* from re-naming this tubleblog #UNF. fairly certain the domain is taken, though. 

i will admit i totally ice-aged a potential bf in high school when he disparaged ms manson. and i stand by that decision. asshole. 

never shared his prozac either.

also: hey miss elijah! what you been up to, gurrrl?

i’m *this far* from re-naming this tubleblog #UNF. fairly certain the domain is taken, though.

i will admit i totally ice-aged a potential bf in high school when he disparaged ms manson. and i stand by that decision. asshole.

never shared his prozac either.

also: hey miss elijah! what you been up to, gurrrl?

please gods someone explain to me why there is an incidence of breckin meyer and zachary quinto simultaneously shirtless and i am JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT IT? my googling is in vain, people. give me high quality full motion video or give me death. via tumblingnoodle
please gods someone explain to me why there is an incidence of breckin meyer and zachary quinto simultaneously shirtless and i am JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT IT? my googling is in vain, people. give me high quality full motion video or give me death.

via tumblingnoodle

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via laurataylor {FOLLOW HER NOW]i believe i said now, bb.

via laurataylor {FOLLOW HER NOW]

i believe i said now, bb.
please someone rent me The Campbell Apartment

pick a crazy spot to have your next birthday party. someone else is footing the bill.

The Campbell Apartment. have you seen the place? it’s fucking gorgeous. i want to rent out the whole place and have sex on the bar like nate and serena. later everyone i know is invited to get plastered on period cocktails, in period dress. natch.