Adele - Cold Shoulder
| him: | what r u wearing? |
| me: | the same thing I was wearing 20 minutes ago when you left. |
| him: | ...ur not working with me here. |
| me: | lady gaga's muff. |
| him: | too shame. |
| me: | ok. I'm wearing black bvd briefs. they're trunk cut, showing off my lean, well-muscled thighs. |
| him: | sexy! |
| me: | over those, a pair of those walmart-version levi's, the pants a working man who sweats at his job wears. |
| him: | mm-hmm... |
| me: | a tight black t-shirt over that, highlighting my more or less flat stomach, and a delightful absence of simon-cowell-level moobs. |
| him: | bwahahahaha! |
mountfelix:Stephen King’s house, Bangor, Maine
my first thought: oh so they used his actual, real house in that quantum leap episode.
my second thought: I AM A GIANT NERD.
jesus fucking christ.
it’s the raw gorram need… you just have to… defile and violate it.
i’m *this far* from re-naming this tubleblog #UNF. fairly certain the domain is taken, though.
i will admit i totally ice-aged a potential bf in high school when he disparaged ms manson. and i stand by that decision. asshole.
never shared his prozac either.
also: hey miss elijah! what you been up to, gurrrl?
please gods someone explain to me why there is an incidence of breckin meyer and zachary quinto simultaneously shirtless and i am JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT IT? my googling is in vain, people. give me high quality full motion video or give me death. via tumblingnoodle
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i believe i said now, bb.pick a crazy spot to have your next birthday party. someone else is footing the bill.
The Campbell Apartment. have you seen the place? it’s fucking gorgeous. i want to rent out the whole place and have sex on the bar like nate and serena. later everyone i know is invited to get plastered on period cocktails, in period dress. natch.
