I don’t know if I’m more uncomfortable seeing my beloved Russell Tovey portray a villain, or portray a top. In any case, let’s all hope Looking season two is mostly about Doris and Lynn and Dom, and only incidentally about their frankly awful friends.
chrishasaflavor: “Sewing’s not my forté, but everything else is.”
Jason Rhyley: Oh well maybe you should be on an “everything but sewing” show, and not Rupaul’s goddamn Drag Race?
C: Dude. Chill. It was clearly a back door brag.
J: Who said it?
J: Oh her. The Untucked actually made me like her less? Clock that eyelash desperately trying to crawl off her face.
C: I love Courtney. I hope they play up Milk / Courtney.
J: Pssh. From your mouth to Ru’s ears. I hope they fuck on pay-per-view tbqh.
J: They could charge $65.
C: I’d buy it.
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"Never have I ever fucked to Florence + the Machine."
I’m patiently awaiting the BuzzFeeᴅ Daria character quiz, but until that arrives let me confess that I started as a Daria, gradually slouched into Trenthood, and laboriously clawed my way towards Janedom. No idea how to proceed from here.
My neighbor, she of the loud cell phone conversation, seems to be having a small party. I’ve only heard female voices, and a lot of derisive laughter. I have not heard the name “Brad” spoken. I think she’s in a good place.
Well the good news is that I only have to hunt down and ruin the lives of four unimaginative hacks. So far. Today.
After testing several recipes, it appears that the most acceptable drink I can make with the contents of my kitchen is a cosmopolitan. Thus I am currently watching the Oscars™ while sipping on a cosmo. And I’m comfortable with that.