I am a grown-ass adult, and I’m about to go take a standardized test. Pretty sure this is a common nightmare scenario for people who don’t have my nigh-completely useless ability to test well.
I just love it when I subtly check out an attractive man, note that he’s well-dressed, check him out a little less subtly, discern his impeccable grooming, then abandon subtlety altogether and give him a big stupid grin just as I notice his cart is fully laden with baby clothes and diapers.
I know those are “Aww, isn’t that cute” likes, all you people hearting that last post from Canada and other places humans are not meant to live.
I was cleaning the house today and decided to hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button in google’s under-promoted music service (which lolol of course it has an “I’m feeling lucky button, oh brands™ and their foibles). But then, the first time I’d ever used it, this piece of software spat out a bomb-ass playlist specifically crafted for me, which I’ve reproduced above. And I fucking loved all of it. So, welcome to our new machine overlords, I guess? Hopefully they all look like Michael Ealy, and not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Thank you for not linking to the video in question :D
In the immortal words of The Internets’ Kevin Fanning:
If you had given a team of scientists a year and an unlimited budget, you may have been able to make something I care about less than those two dudes making a parody of that other dude’s music video. May.